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If you want to have a successful relationship or marriage, there are some kinds of girls you should not get involved with. When you realize that you are dating one of these women – it is better to leave to save your sanity, time and money. 1. She is a liar <center><img border="0" height="300" src=" http://i1.wp.com/i.cdnnaij.com/m/gu0ohScJH9GfKBleEDvt6gHC.jpg?resize=457%2C320 " width="250"> </a></center> This girl can be extremely charming and intelligent. At first you wouldn’t realize that she is lying. She can tell you tales which never happened just to impress you. And some time later she just starts lying to you for no reasons. If you catch her, she would try to convince you with another lie. And then confess to you that she lied. And because of your love, you keep forgiving her. But you should better not allow a chronic liar to ruin your life. 2. Money lover (ATENU) <center><img border="0" height="300" src=" http://i1.wp.com/i.cdnnaij.com/m/qPtRsKCmmdpZFWiKgyLclWL6.jpg?resize=472%2C348 " width="250"> </a></center> She is a nightmare of all Nigerian men. She is addicted to buying whatever she wants and whatever she thinks looks good. These girls are rarely satisfied, and continue to look for new perfumes, jewelry or clothes. Her biggest aim is to have a huge wardrobe. Or to look like some Nollywood star. She can’t stop buying even if you are not earning enough for her. It is her habit. So she will date any man who can pay her. If you can’t, she will easily dump you for someone richer. 3. Lazy girl <center><img border="0" height="300" src=" http://i1.wp.com/i.cdnnaij.com/m/Ap7IeGAl49uB8Kzdoy8Qm31p.jpg?resize=504%2C282 " width="250"> </a></center> There is nothing wrong with her health. But her favorite hobby is lying on her back and watching TV. She hates to do any chores. This girl hunts for a man who will become her ‘guarding angel’ and will ‘protect’ her. So she will let you to get very close to her, just to turn you into her slave. If she does not change with time – she is surely not your partner. It is better to leave her behind, because she will drain you. So, dear guys, you should better watch out for girls of these types of girls. And you, ladies, avoid being the girl on this list if you want some trusting, caring and lasting relationships. Respect your man and be proud of him.

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<center><img border="0" height="250" src=" https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9hEPgkmVQw-90cEN1joGN_asKPHsgiDthhRJSwuazSab4qW85IkTA_KDd5EJkdsXMRhDd7OJXJdlrTvp2423b0YH3CEoBas7WQ9E3ZDTKp6ewxUjmvpODxPK-zzgtGW1URMZ8x6iNM8Y/s1600/Sex-Hawkers.jpg " width="250"> </a></center> <center><img border="0" height="250" src=" https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB_vg9Bxtr5t_WElGQ1maA_kXglTq-FAAUJhHQ7miw6MbffN3p5BH5lBa9UM5M6KIYV_DgSuOZ49xd_ukPjYQvS6PhN8HJLjPQ9VASokm0FZhxZPacmDaONiGO7FsG1fwv_mvB_qjQw0M/s1600/1.jpg " width="250"> </a></center> <center><img border="0" height="250" src=" https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji9Nnl0GhFDs54ZbHA4e4-zoZGkCWOJa_hemiWVMknxozy6-7IVZmilbg2MXqveSfpsm-DmTuH3HQbfmR3NO2JDMFg4cBFYEEr-XvsGMefbIwPFpkY2BDB4EiMdC7KvnJtL5-A_F-onzc/s1600/2.jpg " width="250"> </a></center> If you're a celeb...and you bleach your skin...erm, this is for you! Hehe. But I feel what anyone wants to do with their body is their business...but read Etcetera's article below and tell us what you think... The Association of Bleaching Celebrities of Nigeria wishes to use this medium to inform the public that the inexcusable attitude of some of its members to their fans has been brought to its attention. It has also been said that some members of this esteemed organisation have embarrassingly refused to shake hands with their fans and in some of these cases, the aggrieved fans are said to have been little kids. On behalf of all celebrity bleachers, we the ABNC kindly ask for your forgiveness. You loved us when we were black and we sincerely ask you not to love us any less even now that we are light skinned. We also want you guys to understand that we celebrities bleach our skin so that we can lighten up your screens so you will never have to increase the brightness and contrast of your TV anymore. You can ask our Nigerian movie producers why they prefer us light skinned actors. That being said, we also want to sound a note of warning to all celebrity bleachers. According to section 19 of our annually reviewed constitution, no bleacher operating within our ranks has any right whatsoever to disrespect his or her fans. Such unruly attitude should stop henceforth. Anyone culpable of this dastardly act will be severely dealt with according to what is stated in our constitution. We want to also use this medium to pass this vital information to the rest of the public and it will be in the interest of everyone to read the following very carefully. The ABNC is the umbrella body of all celebrity bleachers and we are responsible for every bleaching celebrity you see on TV and on the streets. We will also like you to understand that no celebrity bleacher will intentionally snub or refuse to shake hands with his or her fans. A lot of these incidents have occurred as a result of stigmatisation of bleachers by the public. Nigerian celebrity bleachers especially have been unfairly criticised by the public for having black knuckles, white body and black yansh. Therefore, the unwillingness of celebrity bleachers to shake hands in public should be regarded as a silent protest over the bizarre treatment accorded bleachers in this country. They are humans and they deserve the rights to decide their skin or vein colours. Be it black, blue, red or rainbow, it is their choice and the public must accept and respect it. After all, if you are a very observant fan, you would have noticed that all light-skinned male celebrities always wear suits or long sleeve shirts and walk with their hands in their pockets. Walking with your hands in your pockets is prescribed by this distinguished organisation to all bleachers. In cases of bleaching gone wry, please note that celebrity bleachers don’t do all these because they want to be seen as fashionably sensitive or too cool to care. They do it to avoid that embarrassing moment when you discover that your pretty face celebrity has the hands of a local tye and dye merchant. We hope that henceforth, whenever you see a light skinned celebrity with pocketed hands, you will save yourself the embarrassment and kindly let him be. A celebrity bleacher with bad bleaching experience is like a dog with rabies and no sane person messes with a rabies-infected dog. We implore you non- bleachers to be more sensitive to the plights of bleachers. To you male fans who love greeting women with a kiss on their cheeks, please be advised to keep your damn kisses to yourself whenever you see those light-skinned celebs who love tying scarves around their necks. It is not fair to expose someone’s multi-coloured neckline to the whole world because you want to prove that you can greet like an arab. And if you are a church usher who is fond of telling people to raise their hands up during worship, better stay the hell away from any light-skinned celebrity you see in church. Allow them to worship with their hands glued to their sides. We swear, you don’t want to see that armpit. Our sincere appreciation also goes to all men out there dating a celebrity bleacher, we commend your patience. You have stood by them knowing you can’t take them to the pool because of their black yansh. And when they forced you to take them against your will to the pool, you still had to endure the fact that they got into the swimming pool fully dressed in their leggings, T-shirts and stockings. May you be rewarded handsomely for your stoicism and perseverance. One quick advice though, inasmuch as you may love your bleached spouse and want to treat her to different types of adventure, it is paramount that you resist every pressure to take her to the beach. Please listen to us very carefully; you have to protect her from bleachers allergies. They react to sea water like an ogbanje reacts to deliverance. And if you don’t want to be staring at your bleached spouse rolling and crying in agony on the beach sand, don’t let the sea water come in contact with her skin. Nigerians, please stop judging us by the colour of our skin. We will never be ashamed to admit to the public that all light-skinned celebrities are bleachers because this same bleaching has made us the most preferred in Nollywood today. It has made our ladies more desirable and more noticeable by Nigerian men. It has also helped some of our colleagues who were straight up ugly become attractive. That is why our motto is, Show me a light-skinned celebrity who doesn’t bleach and I will show you a local dog that doesn’t eat shit.

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