Etcetera comes for celebs who bleach in newarticle

<center><img border="0" height="250" src=" https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9hEPgkmVQw-90cEN1joGN_asKPHsgiDthhRJSwuazSab4qW85IkTA_KDd5EJkdsXMRhDd7OJXJdlrTvp2423b0YH3CEoBas7WQ9E3ZDTKp6ewxUjmvpODxPK-zzgtGW1URMZ8x6iNM8Y/s1600/Sex-Hawkers.jpg " width="250"> </a></center><br/><center><img border="0" height="250" src=" https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB_vg9Bxtr5t_WElGQ1maA_kXglTq-FAAUJhHQ7miw6MbffN3p5BH5lBa9UM5M6KIYV_DgSuOZ49xd_ukPjYQvS6PhN8HJLjPQ9VASokm0FZhxZPacmDaONiGO7FsG1fwv_mvB_qjQw0M/s1600/1.jpg " width="250"> </a></center><br/><center><img border="0" height="250" src=" https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji9Nnl0GhFDs54ZbHA4e4-zoZGkCWOJa_hemiWVMknxozy6-7IVZmilbg2MXqveSfpsm-DmTuH3HQbfmR3NO2JDMFg4cBFYEEr-XvsGMefbIwPFpkY2BDB4EiMdC7KvnJtL5-A_F-onzc/s1600/2.jpg " width="250"> </a></center><br/>If you're a celeb...and you bleach your<br/>skin...erm, this is for you! Hehe. But I feel<br/>what anyone wants to do with their body is<br/>their business...but read Etcetera's article<br/>below and tell us what you think...<br/>The Association of Bleaching Celebrities of<br/>Nigeria wishes to use this medium to inform<br/>the public that the inexcusable attitude of<br/>some of its members to their fans has been<br/>brought to its attention.<br/>It has also been said that some members of<br/>this esteemed organisation have<br/>embarrassingly refused to shake hands with<br/>their fans and in some of these cases, the<br/>aggrieved fans are said to have been little<br/>kids. On behalf of all celebrity bleachers, we<br/>the ABNC kindly ask for your forgiveness.<br/>You loved us when we were black and we<br/>sincerely ask you not to love us any less even<br/>now that we are light skinned. We also want<br/>you guys to understand that we celebrities<br/>bleach our skin so that we can lighten up your<br/>screens so you will never have to increase the<br/>brightness and contrast of your TV anymore.<br/>You can ask our Nigerian movie producers<br/>why they prefer us light skinned actors. That<br/>being said, we also want to sound a note of<br/>warning to all celebrity bleachers. According<br/>to section 19 of our annually reviewed<br/>constitution, no bleacher operating within our<br/>ranks has any right whatsoever to disrespect<br/>his or her fans. Such unruly attitude should<br/>stop henceforth. Anyone culpable of this<br/>dastardly act will be severely dealt with<br/>according to what is stated in our<br/>constitution. We want to also use this medium<br/>to pass this vital information to the rest of the<br/>public and it will be in the interest of everyone<br/>to read the following very carefully.<br/>The ABNC is the umbrella body of all celebrity<br/>bleachers and we are responsible for every<br/>bleaching celebrity you see on TV and on the<br/>streets. We will also like you to understand<br/>that no celebrity bleacher will intentionally<br/>snub or refuse to shake hands with his or her<br/>fans. A lot of these incidents have occurred as<br/>a result of stigmatisation of bleachers by the<br/>public. Nigerian celebrity bleachers especially<br/>have been unfairly criticised by the public for<br/>having black knuckles, white body and black<br/>yansh. Therefore, the unwillingness of celebrity<br/>bleachers to shake hands in public should be<br/>regarded as a silent protest over the bizarre<br/>treatment accorded bleachers in this country.<br/>They are humans and they deserve the rights<br/>to decide their skin or vein colours. Be it<br/>black, blue, red or rainbow, it is their choice<br/>and the public must accept and respect it.<br/>After all, if you are a very observant fan, you<br/>would have noticed that all light-skinned male<br/>celebrities always wear suits or long sleeve<br/>shirts and walk with their hands in their<br/>pockets. Walking with your hands in your<br/>pockets is prescribed by this distinguished<br/>organisation to all bleachers. In cases of<br/>bleaching gone wry, please note that celebrity<br/>bleachers don’t do all these because they<br/>want to be seen as fashionably sensitive or<br/>too cool to care. They do it to avoid that<br/>embarrassing moment when you discover that<br/>your pretty face celebrity has the hands of a<br/>local tye and dye merchant.<br/>We hope that henceforth, whenever you see a<br/>light skinned celebrity with pocketed hands,<br/>you will save yourself the embarrassment and<br/>kindly let him be. A celebrity bleacher with<br/>bad bleaching experience is like a dog with<br/>rabies and no sane person messes with a<br/>rabies-infected dog. We implore you non-<br/>bleachers to be more sensitive to the plights<br/>of bleachers. To you male fans who love<br/>greeting women with a kiss on their cheeks,<br/>please be advised to keep your damn kisses to<br/>yourself whenever you see those light-skinned<br/>celebs who love tying scarves around their<br/>necks. It is not fair to expose someone’s<br/>multi-coloured neckline to the whole world<br/>because you want to prove that you can greet<br/>like an arab. And if you are a church usher<br/>who is fond of telling people to raise their<br/>hands up during worship, better stay the hell<br/>away from any light-skinned celebrity you see<br/>in church. Allow them to worship with their<br/>hands glued to their sides. We swear, you<br/>don’t want to see that armpit. Our sincere<br/>appreciation also goes to all men out there<br/>dating a celebrity bleacher, we commend your<br/>patience. You have stood by them knowing<br/>you can’t take them to the pool because of<br/>their black yansh. And when they forced you to<br/>take them against your will to the pool, you<br/>still had to endure the fact that they got into<br/>the swimming pool fully dressed in their<br/>leggings, T-shirts and stockings. May you be<br/>rewarded handsomely for your stoicism and<br/>perseverance. One quick advice though,<br/>inasmuch as you may love your bleached<br/>spouse and want to treat her to different types<br/>of adventure, it is paramount that you resist<br/>every pressure to take her to the beach.<br/>Please listen to us very carefully; you have to<br/>protect her from bleachers allergies. They<br/>react to sea water like an ogbanje reacts to<br/>deliverance. And if you don’t want to be<br/>staring at your bleached spouse rolling and<br/>crying in agony on the beach sand, don’t let<br/>the sea water come in contact with her skin.<br/>Nigerians, please stop judging us by the<br/>colour of our skin. We will never be ashamed<br/>to admit to the public that all light-skinned<br/>celebrities are bleachers because this same<br/>bleaching has made us the most preferred in<br/>Nollywood today. It has made our ladies more<br/>desirable and more noticeable by Nigerian<br/>men. It has also helped some of our<br/>colleagues who were straight up ugly become<br/>attractive. That is why our motto is, Show me<br/>a light-skinned celebrity who doesn’t bleach<br/>and I will show you a local dog that doesn’t<br/>eat shit.

Etcetera comes for celebs who bleach in newarticle

If you're a celeb...and you bleach your skin...erm, this is for you! Hehe. But I feel what anyone wants to do with their body is thei...

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